Das Samuel L. Ipsum (SLIPSUM)

Das Samuel L. Ipsum

Was genau ist das SLIPSUM eigentlich?

Das Slipsum ist wie das "Lorem Ipsum" einfach nur eine ansammlung an Text zur freien Verwendung auf eigenen Webseiten.
Ziel ist, ein wenig abwechslung in "Leere" Seiten zu bringen, ohne dass ein eventueller Leser sich dabei nur langweiliges Lorem Ipsum durchlesen muss.


Nachfolgend ein paar zufällige generietre Ausschnitte aus dem SLIPSUM (Samuel L. Ipsum):

Hold on to your butts

My money's in that office, right? If she start giving me some bullshit about it ain't there, and we got to go someplace else and get it, I'm gonna shoot you in the head then and there. Then I'm gonna shoot that bitch in the kneecaps, find out where my goddamn money is. She gonna tell me too. Hey, look at me when I'm talking to you, motherfucker. You listen: we go in there, and that nigga Winston or anybody else is in there, you the first motherfucker to get shot. You understand?

I gotta piss

Look, just because I don't be givin' no man a foot massage don't make it right for Marsellus to throw Antwone into a glass motherfuckin' house, fuckin' up the way the nigger talks. Motherfucker do that shit to me, he better paralyze my ass, 'cause I'll kill the motherfucker, know what I'm sayin'?

We happy?

Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I'm not a mistake! It all makes sense! In a comic, you know how you can tell who the arch-villain's going to be? He's the exact opposite of the hero. And most times they're friends, like you and me! I should've known way back when... You know why, David? Because of the kids. They called me Mr Glass.